thedoctorsjawn:

[x]

no yoU DONT UNDERTSAND IM LISTENING TO COUNTRY, THIS IS PERFECT

ultrafacts:

mskittycatmeow:

ultrafacts:

“Dammit I’m mad.Evil is a deed as I live.God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,In my halo of a mired rum tin.I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.Is evil in a clam? In a trap?No. It is open. On it I was stuck.Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.Be still if I fill its ebb.Ew, a spider… eh?We sleep. Oh no!Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.Both, one… my names are in it.Murder? I’m a fool.A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,A Goddam level I lived at.On mail let it in. I’m it.Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”Evil is a deed as I live.Dammit I’m mad.”
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eww a spider eh? 

ultrafacts:

mskittycatmeow:

ultrafacts:

“Dammit I’m mad.

Evil is a deed as I live.

God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.

To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.

Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?

Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.

I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.

Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,

In my halo of a mired rum tin.

I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.

Is evil in a clam? In a trap?

No. It is open. On it I was stuck.

Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.

Be still if I fill its ebb.

Ew, a spider… eh?

We sleep. Oh no!

Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.

Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.

Both, one… my names are in it.

Murder? I’m a fool.

A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,

A Goddam level I lived at.

On mail let it in. I’m it.

Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!

A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.

Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:

“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”

Evil is a deed as I live.

Dammit I’m mad.”

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eww a spider eh? 

tinypaperknife:

miss-nerdgasmz:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

brb changing underwear

I AM GOING TO PASS OUT

konekojita:

Welcome to the Samba Corps

(manga by Kubota / translation by konekojita)

From all my years and years spent in various fandoms I can say with absolute certainty that the Japanese SNK fandom comes up with the best crack ever. Check out my crack tag for more translated crack.

breakingugly:

bearsatan:

vinebox:

Miguèl Phelps never loses

is this free

I am a swimmer and I can confirm that this is how you win a race

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

image

the-dan-under-the-phil:

amazinqphil:

daisydan:

wHAT

oh no

WHAT DANIEL IM

the-dan-under-the-phil:

amazinqphil:

daisydan:

wHAT

oh no

WHAT DANIEL IM

cleverkats:

Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

noot-noot-muthafuka:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives.

The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier  

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